Get ready for live, local theatre entertainment in Thorold.

Sin, Sex and the CIA is the new comedy to be presented for the spring season from March 29 to April 13.  All performances will be held in the Community Hall of Trinity United Church, 15 Pine St. South, Thorold. All seating is by General Admission.

In the comedy, a secret meeting, has been arranged at a CIA  safe house between a representative of the Chagos Islands and a representative of the US State Department , regarding large amount of oil reserves.  Huge oil reserves have been discovered in The Chagos Islands, a vast archipelago stretching for hundreds of miles across the Indian Ocean. O.P.E.C. is pressuring the Chagosians to join the cartel. The Chagosians, however, are interested in placing themselves under the protection of the U.S. A secret meeting between a representative of the islands and a U.S. under secretary of state, Margaret Johnson, has been arranged in a C.I.A. safehouse in the mountains of Virgina. Unfortunately, no one knows who the island’s representative really is.  Concerned about possible O.P.E.C. interference, the C.I.A. has sent agent Luke James to secure the cabin.

Written by Michael and Susan Parker and directed by Rob Goslin, the production will run on the following dates:

  • Fridays                  March 29, April 5, 12 at 8pm
  • Saturdays             March 30, April 6, 13   at 8pm
  • Sundays                 March 31, April 7  at 2pm

Doors open approximately 30 minutes before curtain. Patrons are being asked to bring food items to donate to Community Care.

Tickets are sold by performance dates. All tickets cost $15.00 and will be available in advance at offsite box office :

  • Haine Funeral Home and Chapel, 26 Ormond St.,Thorold                                905-227-1732
  • Jack Nash Fine Clothiers, Grantham Plaza, St. Catharines                              905-934-9912

Purchase tickets online at or pre-order tickets through the theatre at 905-682 8779. Any remaining tickets will be sold at the door after all pre-orders and online purchasers have been seated.

Patrons can claim a 15% discount off the food portion of their bill on performance dates after presenting their tickets at participating restaurants including Johnny Rocco’s, Donnelly’s Pub, and Karma Kameleon. For more information contact Thorold Community Theatre by email at or visit the website at or by phone 905 682 8779.

Sin Sex CIA Thorold Community Theatre Spring 2019

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Location: Thorold